A bold tee for the digital misfit. Surreal glitch-art meets philosophical rebellion in this electrifying design.
Disrupt the system — starting with your wardrobe.
Glitched Philosopher isn’t just a shirt. It’s a bold rebellion against silence, conformity, and aesthetic boredom. Featuring a distorted pop-art portrait in searing reds and yellows, this tee channels the energy of thinkers who glitch the matrix with their minds.
Whether you're into AI ethics, Nietzsche, or just love powerful visuals, this piece speaks your language: one part chaos, one part clarity.
🔻 Unisex fit
🔻 Perfect for creatives, rebels, and deep thinkers
🔻 Style it with black jeans, boots, or under a leather jacket for max impact
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Embrace a blend of comfort and style with this Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee. Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it offers a lightweight and breathable feel, perfect for all-day wear. The vibrant print will surely make a statement, while the classic crew neckline and retail fit make it versatile for both casual outings and semi-formal events. Ideal for fashion enthusiasts, music lovers, or anyone looking to express their unique style, this tee fits seamlessly into daily life or special occasions. Whether it’s for birthdays, music festivals, or just a casual day out, this tee is a fabulous addition to any wardrobe. Great for gifting too, as it resonates with anyone who appreciates contemporary designs and sustainable fashion.
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a breathable and lightweight wear.
- Ribbed knit collar retains its shape and provides comfort.
- Side seams for structural support, ensuring the tee holds its shape longer.
- Tear-away label minimizes skin irritations for added comfort.
- Manufactured sustainably and ethically, certified by Fair Labor and WRAP.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
